CLH - Hoerspielforum und mehr

A panda walks into a café.
He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda goes towards the exit.
The panda gets out a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I am a panda,", he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
>>Panda: Large black-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.

Tja, niveauvolle Witze sind leider rar, aber dafür manchmal umso schöner.
Und die englische Sprache bietet sich da ja an.
Obwohl: ne knackige Zote ist manchmal auch nicht zu verachten