CLH - Hoerspielforum und mehr

Diese Seite ist der beste Beweis für die Abgedrehtheit der New Yorker. Hier ein paar Auszüge:


Tourist guy: Every step is a new adventure! [step] Diesel! [step] Vomit! [step] Urine!

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Hobo: Hey, lady, give a dollar.
Lady: No!
Hobo: Give me a quarter.
Lady: No!
Hobo: Give me a dime.
Lady: No!
Hobo: Give me a cent.
Lady: No!
Hobo: Okay, so at least give me a hug.

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Hipster: I love my iPod. If you try to take my iPod, I'll take your life... and give it to somebody.
Sidekick: Yeah?
Hipster: Yeah, I love my iPod. It plays what I want to hear and tells time. If I'm gonna marry anybody, I'll marry my iPod.
Sidekick: Yeah?
Hipster: Yeah. I'll even put one of those little pink jacket things on it, so it'll at least look like a girl.
Sidekick: Yeah.

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Old tourist lady #1: Nobody looks at you here. Nobody looks into your eyes.
Old tourist lady #2: They probably would if we were better looking.

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Girl #1: So if I get the Big Mac but get a Diet Coke, it won't matter, right?
Girl #2: Yeah, because the Diet Coke has like no calories, so it will be like just eating a hamburger without having anything to drink.
Girl #1: So I won't get fat?
Girl #2: No, totally not.